May 2013
stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
rabioheab:
so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what
multipack:
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
wallygraysonwest:
my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk
thereisnothingicantbe:
My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS.
etsgetdownnow:
mycroft:
i pledge allegiance
to the band
of mr. shneebly
and will not fight him for creative control
and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band
“To be or not to be? Bitch I might be”
– William Shakespeare (via juicyisnotcouture)
“I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for...”
– Jonathan Carroll (via perfect)
i’m still waiting for my princess diaries transformation
where are you paolo
ceesquatch:
when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
shamrock shakes for my real friends, real rock shakes for my sham friends
April 2013
slapmytitties:
my breaking point is not finding the answers to my homework on google
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fuckyeahlaughters:
1. Go to bed early. Some days are just bad days – and there’s nothing you can do to change circumstances and turn the day around. Remind yourself that there are better days as well, and tomorrow is a new day and a chance to start again.
2. Do something you enjoy. You may not be able to…
gossipquirrell:
you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
